Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The Perks of Having Little To No Friends

1. You save money on Christmas and birthday gifts.
2. Your calendar is almost always free of commitments.
3.There's no need to spend money dances or games, because there's no one to go with.
4. Your cell phone data is pretty much empty.
5. You don't have to worry about awkward meeting-the-friend's-parents ordeals
6. You can spend your break times getting work done, instead of chatting.
7. You're not constantly being interrupted by texts and calls from people wanting to talk to you.
8. No weird sleepovers or birthday parties involving people you don't know and are forced to get to know in a short period of time.
9. In class, you can pay attention without someone you'd want to talk to distracting you.
10. You don't have to worry about people thinking the things you like are weird.

Having no friends gets a 3.5/5!

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